happy birthday

You're abrasive and annoying and come on way too strong, like... vindaloo curry.
When you're crazy about curry, that's fine but no matter how much you love curry, you have too much of it, it takes the roof of your mouth off. And then you never want to see curry for a really, really long time but you wake up one day and you think... god I really miss curry.

You know what Woody Allen said about relationships? "Irrational and crazy, but we go through it all because... we need the curry."